Alright we both know that with me being who I am, something like this was bound to happen sooner or later. Here's my list of bands/artists/composers that should've never been given a compliment, let alone a record deal and an audience. I'd like to give a special shout-out to Rolling Stone magazine for making this task easier for me; all I had to do was pick up an issue and flip through it! Enjoy:
(in no particular order)
justin bieber | elvis | mozart | beethoven | john cage | satie | john williams | coldplay | beyonce | mariah carey | fall out boy | u2 | any of the fags from american idol | the beegees | miley cyrus and every other disney clone | bjork | madonna | bloc party | foo fighters | fergie/black eyed peas | ciara | guns'n'roses | ac/dc | colby caillat | carrie underwood | garth brooks | brad paisley | rascal flatts | all those other country shims i cant remember | goo goo dolls | train | belle & sebastian | elliot smith | sonic youth (the chick singer, not so much the band) | weezer | hoobastank | a perfect circle | lady sov | justin bieber | green day |switchfoot |yellowcard | missy elliott | jet | panic at the disco | linkin park | creed | dredg | disturbed | trapt | staind | matchbook romance | sugar cult | hawthorne heights | sarah mclaughlin | nirvana | a7x | styx | motley crue | eve 6 | plain white t's | plus 44 | sum 41 | 30 seconds to mars | velvet revolver | jane's addiction | the used | the shins | glassjaw | every time i die | the good the bad the queen | aesop rock | tool | the cure | aphex twin | matchbox twenty | ok go | reo speedwagon | bush | the dirty projectors | morrisey | the smiths | muse | kate bush | ALL scene/hipster bands | alice in chains | buck 65 | neutral milk hotel | lady gaga | lynyrd skynyrd | the magnetic fields | feist | regina spektor | kid cudi | interpol | lifehouse | pink floyd | dave matthews band | abba | breaking benjamin | miranda lambert | dave grohl | owl city | hatebreed | justin bieber | arctic monkeys | afi | whitney houston | three days grace | tegan and sara | usher | jack johnson | bruce sprinsteen | bon jovi | snow patrol | atreyu | barbra streisand | rod stewart | michael buble | mike doughty | cher | OH YEAH... AND JUSTIN BIEBER
Reply and let me know which bands YOU can't stand! :)
- s.
That's a good list minus Magnetic Fields, Neutral Milk Hotel, Bjork, The Shins, Buck 65, Alice In Chains, R.E.M., Regina Spektor, Feist, Sonic Youth (even if Kim Gordon is a sucky singer), Pink Floyd, Skynyrd (although they're not super good), Interpol, Belle and Sebastian, Elliot Smith, Arctic Monkeys, Aphex Twin, The Cure, Tool, Aesop Rock, A Perfect Circle, Coldplay (well their first two records are good anyways,and you mean Chris Martin, Chris Cornell was lead singer for that crap band Audioslave), John Cage (overrated though), Morrissey/Smiths, Bloc Party (kinda), Muse (new album ain't so good though, I'll give ya that), and of course Kate Bush (yeah I know you'll continuously call me gay for this, oh well) So yeah, about a quarter of the list is like WTF SUZANNE YOU WHORE??!?! (This is Matt, by the way!) but don't worry you're still awesome!
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